Washington AC/DC - (Karmic Mess): Hillary Clinton has demanded the London ambassadorship in the event of an Obama/Biden White House win.
But many US voters already feel that the choice of a self-aggrandizing, Opus Dei muck-spreading, agenda-riven, puffed-up, gaffe-prone, tosser like Senator Joe Biden has sounded the death knell for a Democrat win in November 2008.
"Think John Prescott with Joseph Ratzinger's ego," was how Dave Skunk, London political editor of LA FagHagSlagMag, put it today.
"As for Hillary's diplomatic designs, yeah - they're attractive alright if you look at the $$$s package."
The top posting currently carries an annual salary of $500,000 - roughly what a good London barrister earns per annum - with an additional travel/entertainment/contingency expense account of another half million dollars.
Then there's Winfield House, the Regent's Park official residency with its own domestic staff of 100, private helipad and rolling, lush green acres.
Primrose Hill crack cocaine/heroin/crystal meth dealers are only a pizza delivery bike ride away, as are all those Clinton arse-licking Hollywood celebs masquarading as bona fide film actors.
"Of course Winfield House landlords loathe Hillary's guts ever since she and Bill stayed with them in their UK country mansion in July 1995 and tried at gunpoint to rob them off their offshore oil earnings bank accounts," Skunk added thoughtfully.
"It would be pretty damned hillarious if they let her in only to evict her from that illustrious pile."