Barack Obama has been glad handing his way across the Middle East telling every one who would listen whatever they want to hear. He told a camel driver in Damascus that he would consider him for Secretary of Transportation.
A rug vendor in a market on Abu Dabi said that he was promised that he was on the short list for the Aviation Commission.
When the promiser of all promises got to Israel he repeated his pledge of an undivided Jerusalem for the Jews even though no Israeli leader has dared advocate for this since the 1970's.
While on the Palestinian side of the line Obama gave away half the Promised land and most of Texas, Alaska and Arizona. Palestinian leader Abbas is reported to have told Obama all they really want is Gaza and the West Bank.
Obama promised that he would talk to the French about the Rive Gauche: "Don't worry Mon Ami'! Monsieur Barack has everything under control!"
