Written by Fish

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

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A Good Place To Be Born

Hollywood CA -- Angelina Jolie decided to give birth to her twins in Antarctica. She will have her children on the Ross Ice Sheet surrounded by squawking penguins and curious sea lions. The twins will be the first humans ever born on the Ice Continent.

"It just seems like a nice natural location, I don't know why no one thought of it before." said the star. "Namibia worked out nicely for the other birth. Brad and I are hoping for the same results in Antarctica. I'm just going to lay down on the ice sheet and squirt them out."

Antarctica is locked in Winter right now. Temperatures on the Ross Ice Sheet are 40 degrees below zero with gale force winds.

"I'm taking an extra blanket or two and extra cocoa. Sure hope my psycho dad doesn't follow me there!" laughed the glowing star.

Ms. Jolie is uncertain what to name the twins. "Brad and I searched online for cool Antarctic names to give the kids. Guess what?? There aren't any! We didn't know. We thought Eskimos lived there or something."

Brad says the kids will be named Popsicle and Icicle because "it's probably real cold there, you know."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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