Washington DC - (Rioters): The Whore Against Terra took a decisive step forward today with the announcement by Homeland Insecurity's Michael Chertoff that UK terrorists must give 72 hours notice prior to fleeing to the USA.
Suspects will have to register trips online and provide a $10,000 bail bond before being allowed into the country.
Some fast-tracking will be available for pop singers, movie actors and other wannabes as long as they undergo SatNav-monitorable microchipping and subcutaneous implants providing credit card details.
"Hystery shows us it is naïve to assume Brits automatically constitute a lesser threat than pesky Eye-rainians," Chertoff told reporters today.
The announcement follows a review of royal wannabe Kate Middleton's security file which resulted in the CIA's boss General Michael Hayden needing sedation.
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