President George W Bush: I am appointing Ms. Geraldine Ferraro as my personal representative to assist Mayor Bloomberg of New York City (NYC).
Republican Party Spokesman: Ms. Ferraro's overall qualification is that she is the right white lady to get this job done and should be confirmed by the US Senate.
Senator Joseph Bidden: We must give Ms. Ferraro a fair and impartial hearing in the US Senate.
Senator Hillary Clinton: I love NYC and will be in this fight till the end.
Senator Barrack Obama: Change is needed such that I will speak to the terrorists without appeasing them and consult with Pastor Wright.
Senator John McCain: My age and experience tell me that another government bureaucracy is not the answer.
Former Texas Representative Tom Delay: I didn't do it!
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi: President Bush has acted late again in support of NYC, Mayor Bloomberg and acting to thwart this threat.
US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid: I am introducing a bill in the US Senate to provide NYC $100,000,000 and am asking Al Sharpton to be the administrator.
Focus on the Family Spokesman: If we had prayer in school, outlawed abortions and prohibited gay marriage these threats wouldn't be happening.
Phyllis Schlafly: If women wore Burkas in NYC this threat wouldn't be happening.
ACLU Spokesperson: It's every New Yorker's right to do anything they want in NYC.
Pat Robertson: Kill all the Arabs in NYC to eliminate the threat.
Reverend Louis Farrakhan: I saw President Bush and Vice President Dick Chaney come out of a men's rest room at the 125th street subway stop each carrying a briefcase.
Reverend Jesse Jackson: I will handle this situation in the same way that I negotiated with NASCAR.
Reverend Al Sharpton: Thank you Senator Reid, I will be happy to help in spending the $100,000,000.
Former President Jimmy Carter: I will travel to NYC to meet with Mayor Bloomberg and any terrorist organization.
Pat Buchanan: It's Israel's fault.
Governor Howard Dean: I'm speechless over this threat to NYC and will eventually make a decision as what to do.
