Ron Paul announced to day that he is no longer seeking to be President of the United States of America.
While helping his wife prepare for their yearly Garage Sale he stumbled upon his long lost blanket. The blanket was his "best friend" from childhood through medical school. The blanket was stolen by Dr. Paul's college roommate and sent back to the future congressman's mother who did not read the note and packed it away with her son's Tarzan collection.
Ron Paul is quoted as saying, "I was only running for President to get enough power to have every home in america search for my Binky, I mean my blanket. Now that I have Binky back I can finally be happy again. Now I have lost all desire to pretend to be normal."
The man who had got over 1% of the vote in some places was last seen hugging his blanket and repeating the phrase, "Tired of trying to be normal, Tired of trying to be normal."
