GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that an official campaign slogan change will take place very soon. The original slogan, "Hope for America" will be changed to "Ron Paul = Constitution, Not Prostitution."
Ron Paul said "The reason for the campaign slogan change is that a lot of my fellow congresswomen have resorted to prostitution do to the recent congressional pay drop." Paul also added "This is not right and I will be working for a pay raise very soon."
Accoring to the small print in the Constitution, prostitution in the U.S. is illegal. The small print was used because most people never reads the small print and the founding fathers hoped that they could get away with their own prostituting.
