Written by Pointer

Saturday, 17 May 2008

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Piggy bank: One of the BIg Three

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary since most people only want the Big Three: to raise their kids in peace , eat at a few good restaurants a year and have a little piggy bank for retirement.

Hamas, Hezbollah and even the Sicilian Mafia have readily signed disarmament agreements as long as the three values agreement will be respected by the USA. Bush, McBush and every oilman and arms trader in and out of givernment have protested Obama's appeasement.

"Peace is just another name for appeasement!", declared Halliburton CEO, I. Make Millions-Onwar.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama, War, Peace

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