President George 'Intelligent' Bush today fell of his bike in Saudi Arabia.
Speaking with a mouth full of sand, in other words the same as usual, Mr. Bush said: 'Hayell, somebody's gotta talk like an inbred, redneck cretin, might as well be me. Did I fall off?'
The bike was a sarcastic gift by the government of Israel, as they knew that a motorised golf caddy would be a bit too easy for the President to crash. But a source close to Mr. Bush's bike said: 'Say what you like about Hillary, at least she can ride a bike, although she ruins it a bit by making squealing shrieking noises and pulling weird faces when she does.'
And Senator Barack Osmondama added: 'I did not lie about Mr. Shrub's bike. There will be no whitishblackish wash at the Grey House.'
And another Presidential hopeful, John McYawn, said: 'Who am I?'
Israel is 4 today.
