Hillary has a plan to allow Obama to become President!

Funny story written by Orvis Talbot

Saturday, 10 May 2008

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Her Royal Highness?

Romney, WV - Today, Hillary Clinton stated her plan to allow Barack Obama to become the Democratic nominee and quite possibly, the next President of the United States.

Hillary's plan calls for an American 'figurehead' monarchy, (ie.- a King or Queen), to be established in the same vein as our British cousins across the pond.

The monarch would have a substantial income paid for in its entirety by the American people. The monarch would hold no power but, as they do in Britain, the 'common' American people would be expected to bow, curtsey and/or slobber in the presence of such 'royalty'.

Hillary, of course, has suggested she should be the 1st American Queen with the 'royal' bloodline passing to her only heir, Chelsea upon her death.

When asked for comment, Bill Clinton said, "Wait a minute...don't the Limeys disregard females? Isn't it the males in the family who rule? Shouldn't I be King?"

Apparently, Hillary hasn't discussed her plan with her husband at this point but, Sen. Clinton did state that this is the only way she would get out of the Democratic race.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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