Written by Orvis Talbot

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Guam - Today the Clinton campaign officially asked for a recount in Guam. Sen. Barack Obama had won the caucuses by 7 votes after over 5400 had caucused.

The Clinton campaign states there are 'irregularities' in the caucusing statistics there. Specifically, the Clinton campaign is concerned about weather or not it's even possible that there are 5400 people in Guam.

"We've never been there but, isn't it just a little island somewhere near India?" stated Clinton's campaign manager.

When asked for a comment, Sen. Barack Obama stated, "Stupidity! It is stupid tricks like this that causes poor, gun-toting, bible-thumpers to cling to their pick up trucks and trailer parks!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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