Written by queen mudder

Monday, 5 May 2008

image for Obama tars Clinton with Basil Brush
"same kind of gung-ho, gypsy-hating, Iran-nukin' Bush family apologist as Senator Clinton"

Washington AC/DC - (Furry Ass Mess): Presidential wannabe Bollox O'Bama said today that rival Democratic contender Hillary Clitoris is just as inherently racist as ostensibly cute and cuddly UK children's TV fox character Basil Brush.

"If Basil was a human being he'd be the same kind of gung-ho, gypsy-hating, Iran-nukin' Bush family apologist as Senator Clinton," O'Bama told a rally today.

"And if Clinton was a human being..... Why, she'd still be a GOP puppet like the outwardly cute and cuddly Basil Brush."

The British fox puppet has been a runaway success with children's audiences for over 25 years despite an overtly sinister rhetoric.

This has been investigated by the UK police following complaints of incitement of homophobic attacks, racist paranoia, hatred of gypsies and travellers and frightening the the British National Party.

John McCain is 69.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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