At least 237 cases of alcohol poisoning in the last week at campus dorms and campus bars across the US to a new drinking game called Obama Slamma.
According to Craig Boiled Owl from New Mexico University, "It's because it's so easy. All you do is you turn on the TV and take a drink every time you hear the word Obama. It's great fun. The beer goes way too fast though because they say Obama about every other word so pretty soon it just sounds like every word is Momma Bomma Gomma Goo Goo Dah Dah or something."
Emergency Rooms in Hospitals are Obamaverwhelmed by college kids who have tried the game and before they knew it they were plowed.
"It's a real crisis." stated Head ER Nurse, Nancy Emtybedpanski, from Sinai Medical Hospital in Santa Alltownstartwithsantahere California. "These kids hear about a trendy new drinking game and they don't realize that the subhuman tools, talking propagandists, and crazed circus freaks on TV are being paid $400 to $1000 each time they say the word Obama so they are saying Obama as many times as Obamaly possible per hour therefore the kids may be drinking at a rate 30 times faster than I could even administer it intravenously. Students are becoming alcoholics at an increasingly alarming rate and I can't wait until this election season is over so I can get some rest and kids stop dying."
NBC program director Marty Kasplinkitazoink was contacted about this by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and he said: "This is an Obamanation of Obama's policy and NBC's policy regarding Obama and any larger interests purely utilitarian and Obamanizing our Obama clause in each anchorperson's Obama contract so you are Obamaviously mistaken."
