Hillary Clinton speaks to dead people

Written by KSgirl

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Hillary Clinton channels the spirits of the worlds greatest liars and even Eleanor Roosevelt for inspiration in her campaign stump speeches.

James Carville and other Clinton advisor's, tape recorded many of her channeling sessions. Though he was at first skeptical of her ability to conjure up the ghost spirits, he started to believe her after watching the experience with his own eyes.

"I was astounded at how she would take a few minutes and enter an altered state of consciousness," said Carville. He recalled noticeable changes in Hillary's voice, posture, and gestures.

She started speaking in a southern dialect, pulling her ears, stuttering and then she levitated across the room.

"The most startling moment was when Eleanor Roosevelt was talking about having an affair with Bill Clinton," remembered Carville. "At just about the same time the flame on the candle sort of torched up, and the sound of a gentle moan roared through the office. Was it Eleanor moaning of having to comeback from the spirit realm through Hillary clinton? I don't know."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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