Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight

Written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 16 April 2008

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Earlier today Paris Hilton was seen barging past security at the Harry Potter Farnham set as she hunted down ginger actor Rupert Grint.

On finding Grintie, who plays adorable boy wizard Ron Weasly, Miss Hilton dug her claws into his face and commenced tearing his eyes out. Not one to lose a fight Rup began to pull Paris' hair as co stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson looked on in horror.

When Paris heard Rupert had been saying such thing as "I haven't met Paris and don't want to either. She is the type of girl you need to stay away from. She is a total airhead." She went berserk and had to have it out with him.

"The boy doesn't know what he is talking about, I expect he is on crack." Hilton said "How can he possibly say I am an airhead, I must have brains or how else could I have made my millions....Oh yeah I inherited it all. Do you love it?"

Both Grint and Hilton were taken to a near by hospital with server wounds. Rupert had scratched out eyes and Paris had broken a nail and her extension, sorry hair was hanging off.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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