Off-the-Wall Street, NYC - (Geriatric Mess): "And a three-legged one at that," is Wall Street's assessment of GOP presidential hopeful John McCain.
The septuagenarian White House wannabe's political career was summed up today as 'the iconic inspiration behind the 1980 Paul Simon film' by City string-pullers meeting with visiting UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown.
In an interview with NYC business publisher BigOilShagger several Dow Jones-listed bankers have cringed over McCain's recipe to divert attention away from recession dressed up as a subprime glitch.
"McCain's a GOP Big War man," the CEO of Last National Bank of Exxon-Mobil Inc commented, "and the GOP's burnt out by a massive five trillion dollar Iraq overspend.
"And now all US crack cocaine funds have been diverted to Europe there's precious little liquidity to fund McCain's Pro-Growth/Pro-Jobs Tax Agenda fantasy economy."
Brown will be meeting with US White House hopefuls later this week including One Trick Pony McCain.
A DC British embassy official briefing Mr Brown on the presidential race was heard singing softly a contemporary version of the 1980 film soundtrack: 'He makes it look so easy, So very squeaky clean; Like GOP gods before him, Immaculate Big War machine.'
