Drug Dealing Robot Built by Atlanta Man

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Friday, 7 March 2008

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Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - An Atlanta man has designed and built a robot that will sell illegal drugs on the street.

There have been many high tech devices employed by drug dealers worldwide. The list of these devices includes cocaine delivery submarines, pilotless aircraft, small camoflaged rockets that launch a small drug stash thousands of feet when a person is pulled over by police, and now a drug dealing robot.

The robot is equipped with a device where the drug buyer puts his money and the robot responds by delivering the drugs in the same way a vending machine would. The robot has an electrical shocking device designed to deter theft or removal by authorities. Behind the robot's bullet proof glass face are a pair of cameras that provide the robots operator with depth perception type vision. The robot is also capable of shooting pepper spray at potential adversaries.

The robot's designer has a sense of humor made evident by the fact that the robot says "Thank you, thank you very much" after a drug deal is completed. The robot's voice sounds just like Elvis and Elvis is what everybody is calling the robo-drug dealer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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