Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

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Thursday, 14 February 2008


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Lady P exclaimed:"Cox-2 is better than a tootsie pop!"

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."

Gents across the British isles and the Americas have been using the Cox-2 Inhibitors to kill pain and enhance pleasure.

"It's like havin' 2 cox!" Gary Chrismbotten of Gotchablosson on Avon told's sex advice columnist Paraphernalia4your genitalia. The ladies seemed to love the Cox2 as Lady Brunhilda Pockmarkedcastalan whispered into the ear of P4YG: "Lord P has never been as prolific!"

Heart Attacks have been following Cox2 usage as regularly as orgasms and users seem to be having trouble deciding between the two. Both Gary C and Lord and Lady P suggested that they would continue using Cox-2 despite the Heart attack warnings.

As if conferring together the three, interviewed separately, exclaimed:'What a way to GO!"

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