Writer of X Files admits 'I never really believed in all of that stuff'

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

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Hello...Is anyone out there? No? Thought not...

As news of a new X Files film starts circulating, we talk to a writer on the original show.

Paul, a writer on 1990's television show, the X Files admits he never believed in the show. "I believe that the government is trying to keep things away from us. I don't think we will have all of the answers, but all of these aliens, and bigfoot, and ghosts, I never really believed in all of that stuff"

The writer who also worked on Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, and the Antiques Roadshow revealed many of the secrets of the show: "The two stars, Davey, and Gill, they were lovely, but they were both completely hideous. There were times when they came in, and I thought it was the Elephant Man."

He quickly backtracked, saying: "No, not really, I am only joking. They were both very pretty people, lovely to work with, really lovely..."

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