New Evidence Implicates Boy Scouts in Kennedy Assassination

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 19 May 2007

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JFK was killed by Boy Scout assassins

New evidence, released by the federal government under the auspices of the Freedom of Information Act, point to the Boy Scouts of America as the driving force behind the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963.

Kennedy apparently angered the Boy Scouts of America when he refused to adequately support the invasion of Cuba at the Bay of Pigs, the purpose of which was to topple the Marxist regime of Fidel Castro. The Boy Scouts, the paramilitary wing of the American Mafia, was tasked with the mission of assassinating President Kennedy.

It appears that Lee Harvey Oswald, who had never been a Boy Scout, was chosen, for precisely that reason to be the fall guy. Oswald fired several rounds of ammunition, none of which struck the president. The shots which killed Kennedy were fired by Boy Scout snipers, positioned on the grassy knoll.

Sal Manella

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