In a startling revelation from the president of the United States of America George W Bush, it was announced today that Hilary Clinton has already lost the race to become America's first woman president. Last week, President Bush had a sex change operation and became Georgina.
"It's the most life-enhancing decision I could made" says Ms Bush. "I'm already learning new skills every day. Just yesterday I actually ironed my own clothes! And yesterday, I ate a pretzel without choking, then walked in heels without tripping!"
Georgina Bush certainly seems happy with her new life, and she's not the only one.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California, is thrilled. "She eez a total hottie." says Arnie. "I vant to caress her lady bumps."
What the President's sex change means for the future of his political career and indeed for the future of the American people remains to be seen.
