AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 2 March 2008

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The lungs of Justice are inflanmed and heavily congested with Mucousey

Heavy as viscous phlegm the obstruction of justice against Bush associates Meiers and Bolton reminds Americans of the dark days of AG under Nixon and recent roadblock to just law, Alberto Gonzalez.

AG Mucousey, during his confirmation hearings, presented himself as devoted to justice. Between his lilly-livered flip-flop on torture and now his mob- like protection of Bush consiglieries, most now see that a lifetime of fair play has been squandered to be Worst President Ever GWB's henchman.

Experts have diagnosed extreme blockages in the halls of justice.No simple decongestant will work here. The Bush Justice system is in great danger of suffocation due to pneumonia or worse. One diagnostician sees US Justice breathing through a straw. It might as well be emphysema!

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