Pope Benedict Has Sex Change

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Sunday, 2 March 2008

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"I can still see your crucifix, Barbara"

Superstar representative of God on Earth, His Supreme Highness Pope Benedict XVI has had a sex change - so claims a Vatican insider.

A leaked internal memo advises all Vatican staff to refer to the pope as Barbara. Another gives instructions for washing the Popes frilly lace lingerie.

Indeed, in recent months the Pope has paid a number of visits to a Kuala Lumpur sex clinic for transvestites. The Popes press agent said that the Holy One was merely browsing.

Earlier this week the Vatican issued a Papal Bullshit which refuses to accept any gender-neutral references to God.

"God is woman", read the pamphlet, "there is nothing more to discuss. Game Over."

Later that day, a man wearing white robes and a large pointy hat was spotted at kinky Rome niteclub ' The Wet Crotch'.

Again the Vatican has denied it was the pontiff and insisted it was more than likely a Ku Klux Klan tourist.

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