New York Times' attempt to slime McCain backfires and helps him

Funny story written by websmuggler

Sunday, 24 February 2008

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The Presidency isn't good enough for this man. He should be drafted to fill the first available vacancy in The Trinity!

The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be "All the news that's shit, we'll print", recently slandered that great American John McCain, in the opinion of this reporter, who would probably feel the same way even if I weren't a Republican.

Anyway.

The Times showed it will sink to any depths of depravity by reporting a story even if it's true. It recently wrote that Senator McCain had an affair with female lobbyist Vicki Iseman.

But that backfired in the Times' face and actually helped John. All over America voters are saying: "Finally, we get a chance to vote for a conservative Republican who's NOT gay!"

So there.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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