Ghosts Launch Lawsuit Against Benny Hinn

Funny story written by ozworld

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

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Evangalist Benny Hinn is set to be sued for fraud by a group of ghosts represented by "Crossing Over" host John Edward.The ghosts claim Hinn's promises of salvation for cash were not only false but when they mentioned his name to the attendants at the pearly gates they were laughed at and then pelted with rotten fruit.

"They're absolutely furious" said Edward who claims the ghosts visited him last Sunday when he was doing his ironing "I felt a strange presence when I was steaming my chinos and then all of a sudden a pair of my underpants floated out the window into Mrs Garabaldi's place"

After explaining to his hysterical neighbour that it wasn't him who threw the underpants into her garden a list of complaints against Mr Hinn were related to Edward.

"Most of them admitted they were pretty nasty people during their time on earth but Mr Hinn had told them if they gave him all their money they'd go to heaven and this just didn't happen.Why else would they be going around scaring old ladies with underpants?" he asked

Mr Hinn who lives in an $8million dollar mansion and owns his own jet has hit back saying that God told him about the incident and explained why they weren't allowed into heaven.

"They didn't have any money" he said

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