Hey You Schmucks! Bugsy Malone Is Back

Funny story written by Duff

Wednesday, 8 August 2007

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Right youse guys! Bugsy pictured yesterday

Top psychic and only the supernaturalist whose name rhymes with a tasty Indian snack, Derek Acorah, is today at the centre of a new sensation.

Derek claims that he is in contact with none other than famous gangster and some say mobster, Bugsy Malone. Malone who was the victim of a "hit" some years back is manifesting himself through schoolboy Christopher Crosstopher from Reading in Royal Berkshire. Christopher's mum Doreen takes up the story.

"Well we can't hardly believe it like. Chris has suddenly started to come out with all this bonkers stuff about youse guys and that and gee whizz, that's another one"

Pakora's sidekick and former perky Blue Peter presenter, Yvette Fielding, is said to be going to Sharon's Hair Emporium in Chingford High Street next Friday for a demi-wave. She told us:

"I was thinking of having some honey-blond highlights done at the same time. What do you think?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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