Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

Funny story written by Edward O'Neill

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Wireless ghost interaction

As the information technology craze continues to gather momentum, hardware providers Belkin have launched a wireless Ouija board that connects to your PC.

A Belkin source told TheSpoof:

"We thought everything had been done in the IT world until I saw my daughter and her Goth friends playing with a Ouija board and a glass. It all looked so 'last century' that I decided to develop a digital model".

Traditionally, séances involve organising a mutually convenient time for all parties involved to meet. In today's world of instant, finger- tip answers there is no place for cumbersome organisation and planning.

Following the release of the wireless Ouija, users will be able to dabble in the 'black arts' from the comfort of their own homes, via webcams. "It is likely that 'séance conferencing' will be become the norm" mused the Belkin source "We are hoping to release the product in mid- June 2007. We're having difficulty with a glitch in the wireless receiving technology at the moment which is delaying release; the undead use the same frequency as our USB adaptor so we are working on switching to a different one".

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