Hire a Ghost For Your Next Party

Funny story written by President Bush

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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Hell Fire Poltergists headquarters, Atlanta Georgia

Start-up company Hell Fire Poltergeists guarantees to not only scare the living Hell out of your party guests but also send them running for the door when you're tired of them and it's time for them to go home.

"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Those are the comments of 2 guests at Paris Hilton's last birthday bash after Ronald Reagan's spirit simply POPPED UP out of nowhere at the punch bowl going,

"Well. Some party eh? Punch?"

Hell Fire Poltergist's CEO Lee Overstreet says that his ghosts are REAL. He doesn't explain how they pull it off but does say that if you want Saddam Hussein showing up at your party, Saddam Hussein's showing at your party, noose and all. Overstreet said,

"Elvis is our most requested poltergeist. Unfortunately as our name says, the only ghosts that we can contact have to live in Hell. How the Hell Elvis got to heaven is beyond me but .. no, he's not on our list of available spooks."

CNN'S Anderson Cooper, skeptical about the whole deal put Hell Fire Poltergeists to the test. With cameras rolling he ordered, for his party, Abraham Lincoln, Tu Pak Shakur, James Brown the God father of soul and Lucy. Cooper after it was all over said,

"I have to tell you, Lucy of all people scared the Hell out of ME. I have no idea how Hell Fire did it but Hell Fire did it .. made the spooks appear. Lucy went postal on us. She got so scary I fled the party myself. I don't remember the last time I said the word 'MAMA' but I did."

Book a spook from Hell Fire Poltergeists before March 1 and get a visitation from Winston Churchill for free. (Offer void where prohibited)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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