Local Man Losing Interest In Woman He Is Stalking

Funny story written by TJL

Tuesday, 22 January 2008

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"Screw this, I'm going home."

(New York) For nearly two years Manhattan resident James Murphy has been tracking Dawn Kaminski's every move, but lately Murphy is losing interest in the pretty Upper West Side file clerk he watches though high-powered binoculars.

"Ever since Dawn was laid off from her job, she's like a totally different woman," Murphy groused as he crouched in the alley near Kaminski's apartment. "She doesn't go to the gym or to the park with her dog. All she does is sleep late and hang out at the Starbucks on 57th Street typing on her laptop. I miss the fun outgoing girl who loved life and slept with her curtains open."

Murphy plans on giving Kaminski another week to get her life back on track before he turns his attention to the pretty Asian girl at the video store that smiled at him once.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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