After catching a glimpse of a beautiful, fit woman jog past his house at exactly 6:23 a.m. two days in a row, but at a loss as to how to actually meet her, Johnny Holcomb of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to try his hand at stalking, only to find he w...
NEW YORK--While updating monthly sales info on a shared Google Doc, ABM Industries employee Brooke Santos noted Tuesday that Mark Furness--that quiet guy who works in marketing--had been digitally following her throughout the spreadsheet, despite the...
A retired senior police officer from Gateshead has been arrested on suspicion of stalking, talking and salt. Former Chief Supt Ralph Condiment was held after a man and woman complained of being followed and subjected to a barrage of irrelevant tal...
Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
The internet has a new website dedicated to bringing compatible people together. It is called EStalker and, like dating sites which match people who would probably not otherwise meet based on commonalities, EStalker uses a state of the art algorithm...
Legendary ex Bradford City Footballer Chris Kamara today speaks out about the hell his life has become since becoming targeted by an hysterical late middle aged man from the Mediterranean. "I don't know where he came from" said Chris "but he app...
Facebook has filed an $18 billion lawsuit against 22-year-old Kendall O'Hara of Brooklyn, New York, for intentional interference with Facebook's much-anticipated initial public offering of stock to small-time investors. On the day of the Facebook...
High Street card shops have hailed the National Stalker and Harassment Day a great success, with millions of cards sold nationwide. "We're really glad that the government have come up with this new day to accompany Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day,...
AT&T has unveiled its latest TV commercial, "Silent Treatment." The spot is intended to celebrate the advantage of having AT&T's messaging plan. It opens with the new spokeswoman for AT&T, a neurotic teenage girl, sitting in her room...
Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...
X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...
Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich came face to face with a stalker after the girl got past security on his yacht. The girl was armed with only a pen and begged the Russian millionaire to sign his name between her legs! He refused despite the girl beggin...
New from the makers of iWeigh is the latest in applelets for the iPhone, this time making full use of the GPS capabilities of the iPhone. Called iStalk it lets ordinary people find and follow the celebrity of their choice. "I decided to follow Hol...
The Daily Tacky today published a disturbing story Chicharito of Man. U. is apparently being stalked by a sexy member of the newly formed TAGs group (Tarts And Girlfriends of football fans). This is a strange move as the TAGs spokeswoman did say t...
Rio Ferdinand is being stalked by a perverted female Liverpool fan and now a judge has had to put a restraining order on her to prevent anything happening to Rio and his family. It seems that the female stalker, Mrs Scousie Ibru (name changed for...
A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...
Stalkers all around the world have heaped glowing praise on the Nintendo's Wii latest release, saying it successfully captures the psychological state of erotomania realistically without sacrificing any of the gameplay. Wii Stalking, which was rel...
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