Written by Bull Winkle Wilson

Sunday, 18 November 2007

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I Like Slow Southern Accents

Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.

The plan was to have Rudy (Rep.), Hillary (Dem.), and Bloomberg (third party), as the only choices on the final vote. It turns out virtually everyone's headquarters was broken into, except for Rudy and Hillary. But something went terribly wrong with the strategy last week.

A new "deepthroat" emerged who told off. When Mrs. Clinton said no to the driver's license for illegal aliens idea on Thursday, someone in NY told about the plan to make an all NY ballot for the general election.

"The mastermind of this operation was tired of slow talking Southern accented Presidents he couldn't understand, wanted a Yankee in charge again," said the deepthroat of the operation. "He also was jealous about how much weight Mike Huckabee lost, the success of his diet book, and how skinny all the male candidates are this year."

It is anybody's guess who the mastermind could be, perhaps another NY resident?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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