Three Stooges Ask For Royalties on Curly Fries

Funny story written by Bull Winkle Wilson

Sunday, 18 November 2007

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I Don't See What You Are Saying

"Curly would have loved these fries, and he would be glad for us to add his picture to each container, but if you are going to use his name, then pay us our due", said Moe, his brother. "I will be glad to do a commercial spot with Jack, the round headed clown in a suit, I think we would be very funny together, but if we don't start getting some royalties, I am going to have to consider bringing some public pressure on these guys at the fast food joints."

Moe says he actually is a very nice guy, and wouldn't consider pulling one of those violent Las Vegas memorobilia attacks, just wants to negotiate for the rightful belongings due his brother. "If they were called Moe fries, I would expect the same thing."

"Kiss my angus", laughed one source we interviewed. He said that obviously this is a gross misunderstanding of words. He said Moe can come in for a free order of curly fries and see for himself that it has nothing to do with his brother. He thinks maybe the stooges have been hit in the head one too many times.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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