Questionable Songs Found On iPod

Funny story written by TJL

Saturday, 17 November 2007

Brooklynite John Fortunato was unable to provide a believable explanation to his co-workers as to how a playlist featuring music by Ashlee Simpson, Clay Aiken and other gay shit wound up on his iPod Nano.

"Um, My niece downloaded some songs on my computer when she was at my apartment the other day," Fortunato said to his skeptical friends as they lunched in the breakroom of thier Manhattan office. "I guess somehow they were uploaded to my Nano by mistake. Isn't that funny?"

When confronted with the fact that the gay playlist in question was titled "John's Workout Tunes," Fortunato quietly returned to his cubicle to finish his lunch and die a little inside.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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