Bush and Cheney Resign, Admit One World Order Conspiracy True, People Make Ron Paul President

Funny story written by Bull Winkle Wilson

Saturday, 17 November 2007

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I Must Tell Another Inconvenient Truth

After Al Gore released documents detailing the New World Order conspiracy, naming names, including all the skull and bones, Federal Reserve, Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and Bilderburger members, Bush and Cheney have joined Gore in the shame of the unemployed co-conspirators. Of course, most all the other presidential candidates like the Clintons, McCain, Obama, and others were exposed as well.

Ron Paul has therefore been appointed President and VP, Tom Tancredo Secretary of Defense with a shift toward actually defending the border, and Simon Cowell as Secretary of State. So far still looking for other people who weren't members of at least one of the above groups.

Gore, Bush, and Cheney have tearfully admitted the One World Order is a big mistake that should not happen, and think now the UN should be changed dramatically, as it is a front group to force the OWO on unsuspecting American citizens. They also admitted secret plans they had for stamping everyone with the mark of the beast, and introduced the Antichrist during a press conference.

Gore announced that now that he has that off his chest, he is going to finish writing that diet book he has been working on, called Eat Greens, Not Beans, Prevent Global Warming Gases.

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