Hilliary To The World - "I'm Not Married To Bill"

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Monday, 15 October 2007

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(Spoof World News) Washington- In a shocking revelation today, Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Hilliary Rodham Clinton announced that she and former president Bill Clinton are not actually married.

The announcement came from Ms Roddam Clinton in response to documents unearthed by Investigator Reporter BeeMayX. The documents proved that the Clintons had never been married and that the fake marriage had never been consummated.

"Look," stated the candidate at a Washington meeting for the Lesbian League of Voters today, "Bill needed a deferment. He was scared to death of going to Viet Nam and he needed a deferment. I was never interested in him or men in general but he cried to skilfully that I had to laugh. The whole thing is and was just a joke. Then, when he weaseled himself into politics and started to go places, well, I just sort of went along for the ride. I didn't think that it would hurt anyone. I was kind of mad though. when he would go after the same girls I was interested in."

Spokesmen for Mr BeeMayX stated that a full report would be forth coming in the next issue of the Spoof Newsletter. As a result of his investigation, the Swedish Nobel Committee has nominated Mr BeeMayX for the 2008 Nobel Peace prize, an honor that he shares with Brittany Spears and Tyra Banks.

Senator Clinton stated further, "I just went along for the ride and now, I'm getting my just dues, coat tailing on his name, for what that is worth."

The Senator stated that she "was so far ahead of Senator Obama that the story really didn't mean much anyway." At end of the statement Ms Rodham, nee' Clinton stated "Just wait till you hear what I have on Edwards, it'll curl your hair."

John Edwards had no comment.

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