Written by Robert W. Armijo

Thursday, 20 September 2007

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O.J. Simpson studies Ocean's Thirteen on the return flight to Florida and wonders where he went wrong

Las Vegas, Nevada - According to fellow passengers aboard the same flight to Florida with O.J. Simpson after he met bail in Las Vegas where he faces 10 felony charges totaling up to a 100 years in prison, O.J Simpson was nervously fidgeting with his airline earphone set while watching the in flight movie, 'Ocean's Thirteen.'

No word as to whether the movie selection was just a coincidence, scheduled well in advanced, or some employee on the flight had a sublime sense of humor.

Either way, it has everyone wondering what could O.J. Simpson possibly be thinking as he watched the movie based on a crew of master burglars who rob Las Vegas casinos and similar venues. Oh, I don't know, maybe, 'Where did I go wrong?'

No word yet if the Las Vegas D.A. has any intentions of calling in any of the passengers as witnesses in the trial.

One suggestion, on the flight back to Las Vegas for O.J. Simpson's trial in October, he may want to start studying the movie, 'The Great Escape' or 'The Birdman of Alcatraz.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: O. J. Simpson

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