White House Reveals Program To Wipe Out HIV-AIDS

Funny story written by Lucrecia

Thursday, 11 March 2004

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White House advises Americans to stop worrying.

Washington DC: The Bush Administration announced today that it intends to "Wipe Out HIV-AIDS" (WOHA) by November 2004.

Noting that the WOHA program has been underway for several years now, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan told reporters: "We are well on our way to achieving our goal, and feel it is time to let the American people know about this fundamentally important program.

"Already we have devastated Haiti and Iraq, and Venezuela is not far behind.

"Meanwhile, we are stepping up our efforts to destroy Afghanistan and Iran.

"By November, we plan to bring about the permanent annihilation of Democracy and Sanity in the U.S. and throughout the world."

Mr. McClellan confirmed that the WOHA program will continue to be administered by the Pentagon, assisted by the State Department and a 5:4 majority of the U.S. Supreme Court.

However, he declined to comment on whether the program is funded largely by U.S.-based multinational corporations in the fossil fuels and weapons industries, saying: "It's a shame the press keeps bringing that up."

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