SEPARATE but EQUAL

Albany, Georgia - The Bush administration passes law to prohibit coeducation. Recent studies have shown that some socially disabled students perform better in a single sex environment. Existing funds could provide for the most modern equipment in all areas of education if it wouldn´t have to be split among both sexes. Boys schools could focus on Science labs, auditoriums, libraries, gyms and military pre-preparation sites. Girls schools could finally afford the most modern stoves, dishwashers, microwave ovens, ironing boards, brooms and detergents. Even fashionable aprons could be bought for a meal is only as good as the looks of the female who serves it. The changes would allow schools to offer a greater variety of educational options to parents Kenneth Marcus, a federal Education Department official, said at a school conference in Sicily Island, Louisiana. This revolutionary school system also requires equally revolutionary curricula. In order to omit lengthy and worthless discussions the administration proposes the so called Oxford curriculum. Oxford is a fine town in northern Mississippi who was known for its outstanding upper class academic performance until 1865. It is possible that the new system will withstand legal challenges as soon as Bush will have appointed sufficiently conservative Judges in his next term, Susan Aspey said at a press conference in Andalusia, Alabama. ´ SEPARATE but EQUAL ´ will be the new educational standard for the 21st century. In times of international terrorism we can´t just go ahead and teach any student of any ethnic background the basic principles of science and technology, the President announced at one of his rare press briefings yesterday night.