Obama & Clinton Armwrestle for Global Warming

Funny story written by Warren Redlich

Wednesday, 4 July 2007

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Obama & Clinton Get Ready to Lock Wrists

Top presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton will armwrestle each other in Las Vegas next week. The charity event will benefit global warming research.

Oddsmakers were initially favoring Obama in the contest, but Clinton is now the favorite after reports surfaced that she has been taking steroids.

To support the global warming theme, both candidates will ride bicycles to the venue. Angry about being excluded from the event, Republican Ron Paul and his dozens of supporters will conduct a protest outside the event, and will turn off the energy saving features on their laptops.

The Clinton campaign quickly denied the steroid rumors, and Obama had no comment. Neither campaign commented on the Ron Paul issue.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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