Meth-head Abbas re-shuffles Farta Party

(Ass. Wipe) - Palestine: Following Gordon Brown's newly announced cabinet, Rabid Cameroon's re-shuffled Shadow cabinet and Sir Minging Cowgirl's re-shuffled Runners-Up cabinet, Palestine's Farta Party underwent a similar re-organisation yesterday.

Palestinian leader-elect-ignored, Meth-head Abbas publicly announced a new line up of ministers in his Farta Party which controls the Best Wank. 'Gone are the old beardies the Palestinian people regarded as thugs and terrorists' he claimed, 'Instead, I have brought fresh new blood into the party, and onto the walls of the administration building'.

The new line-up is a follows:

Commentators have noted that the new 4 - 4 - 2 line-up looks promising, compared to the old 3 - 3 - 4 formation and could set Farta on the road to victory in any forthcoming electoral campaign.