APE Line-London, United Kingdom - Officials here in London today are circulating the the picture of a man they are calling the "Unibrow Unibomber". He is now suspected as a common link to several suspects currently in custody.
Chief Inspector McDougal for Scotland Yard, said, "He is being referenced by several we have in custody as the man with one eyebrow. So far we have no actual name for this man, however we do have evidence that he has...one eyebrow and may be a Doctor of Cosmetology from India."
"This is of grave concern," continued McDougal, "Especially for those in the cosmetology profession, we don't want there to be a backlash on hairdressers and barbers across the country."
So far there have been only isolated cases of possible retaliation. At a hairdresser in Heathrow airport, someone refused to leave a tip. In Soho a barber was reportedly pelted with beer bottle caps in a local pub. Police are fearing a breakdown into total chaos.
"We ask the people to please remain calm and work with the police to report anything suspicious," said McDougal, "A man with one eyebrow can be a desperate lot."
