Vice President Dick Cheney Ordered Media Blackout on Ron Paul

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Saturday, 30 June 2007

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Vice President "Dark Star" Dick Cheney Silencing Media Coverage of Presidential Candidate Ron Paul

ABS News Agency - Radio talk show host, and investigator Alex Jones claims he has copies of documents proving that Vice President Dick Cheney, who prefers to be called "Dark Star" by his subordinates, issued orders to the FBI and CIA to enforce a mainstream media blackout of Presidential candidate, Congressman Ron Paul.

The operation, known as Operation Silencer, ordered the FBI and CIA to enforce a total media blackout on Congressman Ron Paul, "by whatever means necessary."

Apparently Jones, who is a controversial figure in the news world, went to extreme lengths to change his appearance so that he could infiltrate the Congressional Page program, in hopes of eventually becoming and undercover White House page.

Jones' plastic surgery and workout regimen were successful in making him look younger, allowing him to infiltrate the page program, eventually becoming a page to Vice President Cheney.

"I happened to be in the right place at the right time" stated Jones. He added, "I had just enough time with nobody else in the room, to get photos of the orders for Operation Silencer." Jones decided to end his undercover operation after that, leaving for lunch, and never returning. He is now hiding in an "undisclosed location", claiming that agents from the FBI, CIA and NSA have initiated a countrywide manhunt for him.

Jones would not say what he planned to do with the photos of the documents relating to the media blackout operation, but did promise a future release of a film, documenting his experiences as an undercover page.

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