Written by Entropus

Monday, 18 June 2007

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Former NYC Mayor Guiliani weeps at Paul's callousness

New York, NY - In the wake of a recent press conference where Congressman and Presidential Canditate Ron Paul (R-TX) challenged fellow candidate and former NYC mayor Rudy Guiliani's knowledge of foreign policy, the latter called Congressman Paul a "Jerkface."

"It's not fair," wept Guiliani, who sat before a poster of the collapsing World Trade Center, "Was he on TV when 9/11 happened? WAS he? He's just a jerkface. I was there!"

When asked whether he had reviewed the 9/11 Commission report in light of his intellectual evisceration at the hands of the Texas Representative, Guiliani began speaking but was immediately struck by a bolt of lightning, a strange event considering that the interview was held in a sealed basement wallpapered with Osama bin Laden Wanted Dead or Alive posters. His aides refused to comment on what many have deemed an "act of God."

When reached for comment, Congressman Paul said, "I didn't want the guy to get struck by lightning, I just wanted him to feel like an asshole for speaking about things he doesn't understand. I suggest Rudy either read that report or wear a rubber suit around from now on, because God's a Libertarian."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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