Bush got bushed!

Funny story written by nikhil aka chelsea rulz

Friday, 15 June 2007

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Many Bush!

Washington D.C - In what turned out to be the biggest shock of the year, the FBI (not Ron Paul) revealed that the American president, Bush had a pact with one of the most wanted terrorist in the world Osama Bin Laden.

The sources revealed that Bush and Osama were room mates when in collage, and that Bush had put such a huge amount on osama so that osama could hide and act as if dead and that Bush could scam all the money.

We questioned Bush to the truthfulness of these allegations, he told us: "Its all bush-shit, I never had drunken monk with him, I never cheated him and did not ever sleep with his girlfriend...or wife, whoever she was. I never had a sleep over in his house when we were not in college."

Thus we can get an aggregate of what all Bush did not do when he did not live with Osama.

When contacted Mr Osama, he seemed quite pissed off, and told the reporter "Saala (bastard) Bush. How can i forget him! It was he who slept with my girlfriend and left the baby for me!" When asked about the deal he had with Bush, Osama broke into tears and replied "Bush black mailed me (the mail terrorist's use) and asked me to hide when he ordered and that he would give me $1 for doing that. He said he would kill Phony B-liar and accuse me of that!"

Now this is one Bush who is in a Bush and would hope that he could get out of this double Bush!

I love Bush - I am crazy!

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