Written by Felix Minderbinder

Monday, 11 June 2007

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Lieberman wants war

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - US Senator Joe Lieberman, who strongly supports the illegal war in Iraq, said Monday that the US should launch cross-border attacks into Iran to support Israel's ongoing theft of Arab land.

"I think we've got to be prepared to take aggressive military action against the Iranians to distract the world from Israel's theft of Palestinian land," Lieberman said on the program Face the Nation. "I am an agent of AIPAC and Israel of course and I am well-paid to advocate war."

"├Źsrael as a state was formed by the theft of Arab land, and Iran is defending the rights of dispossessed Palestinians, just like Iraq used to," he chortled on prime-time TV. "But we sure led the USA by the nose using all sorts of deception and fraud to take care of Iraq, hahahahahaha."

He added, "The Iranians are enriching uranium simply to fuel their peaceful nuclear reactors in order to replace their limited oil supply. Meanwhile, Israel has hundreds of nuclear bombs and has been stealing Palestinian land and illegally occupying it in contravention of the United Nations and international law for decades."

Lieberman added that air raids should attack Iran since Iran would sink US ships in the Persian Gulf. "I think the US should just bomb the hell out of Iran like they have in their immoral Iraq and Afghanistan oil wars. Bombing Iran will make them toe the line about oil prices and make them support the US dollar in oil sales too."

Lieberman also urged the Bush Administrations to continue giving billions of dollars each year to Israel to support the killing and oppression of Palestinians and theft of their land.

"Israel really should must give all the land it stole back to Palestinians, and give them a state and the right to return home," he said. "But it is more fun to grow rich from land theft and keep Israel's boot on the Arab and Moslem throat."

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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