L.A. County Sherrif Defies Bush Order To Release Hilton

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 10 June 2007

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"Hilton will not be released on my watch", declared L.A. County Sheriff Andy Griffith on Sunday.

Los Angeles County Sheriff Andy Griffith has announced that he will defy President Bush's pardon of Paris Hilton.

"I don't give a hoot if he is the president of the whole United States of America and the decider, I ain't a gonna release Miss Hilton", Griffith declared as he talked to reporters during a press conference held outside the Los Angeles County Courthouse. "She broke
the law in my county and Bush should mind his own business. He can't do his own job right, so he should leave L.A. county alone." Sheriff Griffith went on to say that he did not want to get into trouble with the judge again for releasing Hilton

President Bush reportedly will speak to the nation tonight about the developing crisis in California.

Sal Manella

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