Written by Carlos G

Thursday, 7 June 2007

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Ahm a smart guy I would NEVER try to fool the American people.

The US government today planned to introduce a controversial new scanner at all points of entry into the country.

The high tech Gadget plans to reduce the terror alert which is normally set to high if watching Fox News. It is called All Race Arrivals Being Scanned or ARABS and will genetically scan each suspect terrorist, I mean visitor, arriving in the land of the free. If the guest is found to be Non-Christian, liberal, hippy or activist then it's on with the orange jump suit for a 5 year holiday in Cuba.

Mr Bush says solidly that the device does not go against human rights.It's just helping a free, peaceloving country to do it's job.

"Homeland security is our bedrock" he said today, "If we cannot keep our home safe how do you expect us to liberate all those oil rich countries we have done in the past"

Mr Blair, in usual fashion agreed with the President.

All that was short was for George W to throw a stick and say: "Fetch Tony, Fetch...Ada goooood Boy"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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