Rev. Al Sharpton declares "I'm a Big Fat Idiot Too!"

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Monday, 28 May 2007

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Will Al Franken give the Rev. Sharpton equal time?

The Reverend Al Sharpton, civil rights activist and radio talk show host, said Monday that he is angry about the fact that Al Franken has not written a book about him.

Franken is the author of Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot. Sharpton said that, when Franken's book came out, he was only minimally upset, believing that Franken would follow with a book about him. However, now that several years have passed, and Franken has not written a single word about Sharpton, the reverend has decided that now is the time to speak out.

"Anybody can plainly see that I'm at least as much of a big fat idiot as that Limbaugh guy. I am calling for a complete boycott of Al Franken", Sharpton told all four of his faithful listeners.

Sal Manella

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