"Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb."

Funny story written by miuws

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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Sheeple of America rest assured your government is in control.

Yesterday, a paper was published entitled: "Bin laden to attack a liberal city with a dirty bomb". While the location is unclear, the wording leads one to believe the city in question is San Mateo, California, the town which first passed a resolution for impeachment.

Bush is said to have seen the title but hasn't, won't or just never reads beyond the headlines. It's not that it doesn't concern him it's just he can't read.

Condi is to soon travel to the middle east with phony passports and visa for the mind controlled rendition volunteers. It is said by high level CIA persons she also carries pictures of the scantly clad virgins awaiting these well paid martyrs.

Halliburton has been awarded a cost plus 80% contract to contain the radiation and dispose of all bodies, both the living and the dead.

K.B.R. has been awarded the second contract to collect all contaminated gold, silver, and other artifacts to be sold to the Chinese. with the profits of the sale to go R.N.C.

After the fuss over alleged mishandling of the Katrina fiasco the government is taking pride in being prepared for this attack. Reliable witnesses have stated they have seen convoys hauling in additional non functioning vehicles, machinery and immigrants into the area so as to maximize the impact of the attack and to insure a steady flow of profits to our two courageous contractors. They are also reported to be hiring illegals to have in place a low cost expendable work force. It is the intention of this administration to prove to the country they are prepared.

The president, through his foresight, has in place all the tools necessary to institute martial law. The transition from democracy to dictatorship, due to all our forces being overseas, will be carried out by the infamous Blackwater USA. They in turn will manage the transportation to the camps, courtesy of Halliburton, all the internal terrorists masquerading as patriots.

Mr. Bush has prepared his speech where he extorts all the lessons learned from 911. "Sheeple of America rest assured your government is in control."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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