Cal-el Writes Saul Anuzis

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 19 May 2007

Dear Mr. Anuzis,

I want to compliment you on standing up for your beliefs and doing what you think is right by setting up a petition to remove Ron Paul from the debates. It was a brilliant strategy on your part. Remove any real Republican from the race. After all, he doesn't support modern Republican values. He probably has no idea who Adolph Hitler is, and doesn't understand that new Republicans are for expanded government, removing the rights of The People, and bringing about Nazi order to America. I have no idea what Ron Paul is thinking. He's obviously not with the times. How dare he stand up for the American people and the Constitution when President Bush has tried so hard to make it null and void? Why, I'll bet he doesn't even make $100,000.00 a year. How can he be called a true Nazi Republican? Oh, it was very smart of you to remove the contact list from your website.

Love, Hope, Peace, & Christ Be With You,

Cal Jennings

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